john amato

last night was one of the most eventful mud hens games i’ve ever been too. unfortunately, much like opening day, i didn’t get to actually watch much of the game. as indicated in my mobile blogs from the game, dywuan didn’t enjoy the game so much. he did however, enjoy the playground they have in center field - and i enjoyed the cougars that flocked nearby. the kid rules in playgrounds though. he showed off in front of all of the other kids by doing 9 straight back hand springs, climbing on top of the slide, and daring the other kids make it past him into the hole in the fort.

we ran into quite a few great people at the game. marty manned the season ticket sales booth, steve tibbetts, mike shrader, and toska wandered around, dusting (kate piv’s ex), and web was at the game with his son. haven’t seen some of those guys in quite some time.

after the game dywuan and i headed to frickers. besides the time he got the hot sauce in his eye he enjoyed himself. he pointed to every girl there and said i liked her, messed around in his ranch sauce, and didn’t eat the barbaro looking chicken wing.

after dropping him at home, i met up with dustin at the bronze boar. the story of the early night was the bachelorette party. it was miserable. i guess that’s typical though when the bride is a 30 year old virgin. mcgurk showed up after a little while and eased the awkwardness.

towards the end of the night, after many unsuccessful attempts to liven the night, john collins and josh lennox, classmates of pat’s, showed up. i haven’t seen either in a while and they are both doing well. john graduated from the naval academy and joined the marines. he’s set to join gym in september.

at this point i would have considered the night worthwhile. but then as we moved downstairs to cap off the night, the most amazing drunk chick of my life showed up. she mysteriously creeped in close to mcgurk. this garnered several chuckles from the crowd. then things got even more interesting as she sidled up next to me and wrapped her arms around me. it was spectacular.

she went on to tell me that she loved me, grabbed my dinger, told me she didn’t know what to do with me (i suggested putting me in her pocket), kissed me several times, and licked my fingers. after working her magic on me, she did the same to john collins.

i took a few pictures of this magical encounter and then realized it was too priceless not to video. the video i finished with is 16 minutes long. i haven’t watched it yet, but it is sure to have some amazing footage. if i can make it available online i will post it soon. if not, i will review and, if it’s good enough, transfer it to you via pando. jumpcut seems to be making some progress though.

there are a ton of great photos from last night. if you would like me to email them to you i will do so. however, you can go straight to flickr and check them out yourself.