
The vice president returned to Toledo for a parade today. Because of my extensive driving and roadtrip experience, I was chosen to drive in the motorcade. Before the parade, Joe even got to shake my hand. Clearly he does better in Toledo.
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remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.





Wow they let you shake Joe Biden’s hand with that mustache?
I shaved it down to a chevron. I look like Tom Selleck now.