i finally made a shirt i’m really excited about. a little over three years ago, at pat mcgarry’s new years party, i met his great brother, john. when i told john that i make t-shirts, he pitched a t-shirt idea to me. it is the only t-shirt idea a random has suggested that i loved. i finally decided the time was now to make it happen. if you don’t like it, i don’t like you. if you’d like one, i’d suggest buying it now. i’m running a pre-sale for john and all of his buddies so it’s the cheapest you’ll find it. it’s just fantastic.
“Dirtbikes! V-V-V-V-V-BROOOM!!!”
Do you love dirtbikes? Do you at least respect them? Good. Then you need this shirt.
Printed on a soft unisex American made Cotton/Poly/Rayon blend t-shirt.
*Epic mustache not included.
do yourself, and me, a favor: purchase now. and send it to your friends. they’ll thank you.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
