cause sunglasses look better with mustaches
sad story happened the other day. while driving home from the gym, i noticed our neighbors house was on fire. i approached slowly and noticed they were having trouble putting it out. the firefighters were in desperate need of help and, naturally, they called on me for that help when they saw my mustache. after a few minutes dousing the fire, i heard cries for help from inside. my mustache instinctively led me to save them. when i reemerged outside with the family safe in my arms, i realized that my mustache had burned off in the process. it truly was a tragedy.
my mustache made me a hero and i no longer have that strength in me without it. for example, in another crazy twist of fate, our other neighbors house was on fire when i came home tonight. this time, mustacheless rohn, was not called on to help.
mustaches are sexy, like wedding rings.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
I personally like this reference better: Speaking Italian
Oh, and if you want to really learn some Italian…watch this: Godfather Language Series
the italian lesson was perfect. i learned everything i need to know to feel closer to my ancestors.