week 1
it’s mustache season once again, folks. as the weeks unfold before the official stache bash at chez amato de santa monica, the brothers amato will be embroiled in a contest to see who is most manish.
the only way to determine ones manhoood, of course, is to grow beards. thick, full chuck norris beards. since only pat has progressed far enough along the path to puberty, and dr and john can’t seem to sprout anything on their cheeks, the next best thing is to grow a mustache. and that’s exactly what we intend to do.
you can see my progress after one week above.
mustache rating: dirty
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
I like how you subtly name dropped me in there when in fact I can grow a beard more full than all of you combined.
we should all shave at the same time and see who has more clippings. that should be the contest – the amatos vs. sprout.