most people are familiar with my new voicemail. it goes something like this, ‘for a more immediate response, please send me a text’. i feel like ever since i changed my voicemail, i’ve been receiving more voicemails out of spite. not cool. you’re all idiots.
i was delighted today when i read a post from techcrunch that supported my message. the two money quotes, ‘Voicemail is dead. Please tell everyone so they’ll stop using it…So think before you voicemail, more and more people just find it annoying.’
if techcrunch says something, it’s to be taken seriously. i guess that means you all should take me seriously from now on. or at least once in while.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
ok ok i’m sorry i’ll never do it again!
but i can’t text and drive…that’s why i leave you voice mails!!!!
mama pants