looks like pat has been researching his higher education options as he recently stumbled upon the owens community college website and found that one of jupiter pro lawn care’s finest has finally hit the big time in his modeling career. i guess the general public is finally realizing what made jupiter such a power force in the lawn care industry – sex appeal. nic hennings, lawn mower extraordinaire, is what slowens calls a model student. with him on their homepage, their enrollment is sure to soar to unheard of heights. i might even need to get him in a jim tressel t.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
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