
googling uncle nathan sure provides unexpected and excellent results. here is my favorite from urban dictionary.
uncle nathan – a kickass guy who like to loose his pants.
‘Nathan ur pants have fallen down!!!!’
i’m pretty sure pat sent in that definition. good attempt at disguising his identity with the username ass. you fooled no one.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.





Hah! But you do like to loose your pants! Pretty soon spandex. Hope your training at the same ferocity that you make it rain.
good try disguising yourself again. this time with my email. classy.