remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
you gonna eat that?
cuz I’m hungry.
are you sure katie didnt kill this animal?
oh chris dyer i am going to hurt you when i see you at emily’s wedding!
chris! you found the joke i should have made. you win, you win.