friday was the main event for me in nyc – the chipotle underwear run. i’m a fan of the chipotle underwear run. it’s free and makes it acceptable for me to run around in public in briefs. kind of reminds me of the zahm house bun run, except more clothing.
dr planned ahead more than anyone else for this event and was kind enough to buy some briefs for both of us. sadly, our buddies weren’t cool enough to wear briefs as well. the extras for this event included teapot, zoe, and even ryan armijo. this makes zoe the coolest chick ever. even ahead of ballottie.
the race was made even more exciting since we arrived seconds before the start. pat planned for this and brought a trash bag which we stuffed all of our clothes into. stylish in his mullet wig, he looked like he really enjoyed running the entire race with everyone’s clothes.
the group i was in finished the race in the staggering pace of 1 min per .1 mile. after the race they gave us all some free chipotle, drinks, shirts, and boxers. good times.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
