
i’m a religious user of qtips. i clean my ears with them after every shower – even if i shower multiple times a day. mysteriously, the qtips disappeared from the bathroom last weekend. i thought we had a reserve under the sink, but that was depleted as well. going 3 days without qtips was killer. i went to sams specifically to get some more. 3 boxes should cover for a while. i think i cleaned my ears for 5 minutes yesterday. it was ecstasy.
wednesday was also the second july birthday in the amato family. even if i knew how old she is, i couldn’t tell you. she told us not to get her anything for her birthday and we didn’t. i hope that wasn’t one of those statements chicks make that they don’t really mean cause mikey and i are too pragmatic for that. i did mulch the front of the house. hopefully that, the return of potts, and dinner on friday covers it.
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.




