pants brought girl scout cookies home from work yesterday. they are so delicious and i wish i didn’t have to eat so many. i remember the one time i gave up cookies for lent. it was the worst ever. i don’t understand why they give them out during lent. just a bad idea. think of all the people who give up cookies or sweets. those girls are heathens.
in other news, jared the subway guy, was at wildwood today. pants worked this afternoon and walked into a media todo. is it a coincidence that the pizza from lunch went missing the day jared showed up? i think not.
Advertisement
remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.
