For those of you like Chief who thought my stache wasn’t good enough or that I am not quite Eurotrash, here is proof that I am. And if this was taken two weeks ago, imagine how much more beautiful I must be now. 
I think I may have broken the Eurotrash-ometer.
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remember that time pants cooked the food you like, hosted the tailgate, let you stay over night, visited you too often at school, learned how to text, took you to practice, made you feel uncomfortable when asking you about a gf or bf, cried when you left home, loved you more than should be possible. you probably do. cause it happens everyday.





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